Kevin Jonas now has a picture of me on his phone. u know ur jealous

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nOTP: *holding hands*
me: isn't friendship just beautiful
OTP: *accidentally bumps into each other*
me: ...ohhHHMYYYY DID YOU SEE THAT DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT ITS GETTING PHYSICAL HERE WHEW ITS CANON ITS OFFICIALLY CANON THEY ARE MARRIED AND POSSIBLY PREGNANT
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im an adult. all of you teenage girls need 2 stop hitting on me. i realize that its funny and you think its harmless, but im an adult. i pay taxes, im a college dropout, i vacation in hawaii, i own 10 polo shirts, i wear nike flip flops, i eat lunch at Panera Bread, idk, i have a blackberry. im an adult. you’re a teen. what youre doing is illegal. Thank you. Good bye.

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tastefullyoffensive:

[dontsweatthapetty]

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officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

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raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

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radicalace:

I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.

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notforthetoweringdead:

"If more girls wanted to be scientists, there would be more female scientists"

*takes a deep breath* WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY THAT ACTIVELY DISCOURAGES FEMALE INTELLIGENCE BY PAINTING IT AS A NON FEMININE TRAIT AND SETS UP MALES TO BE IN POSITIONS OF ACADEMIC SUPERIORITY DESPITE THERE BEING NO CORRELATION BETWEEN GENDER AND ACADEMIC ABILITY thank you for your time

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