Literally my favorite vine of all time
this is me
my brother and i have been laughing at this for 3 minutes
shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!
A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger. —some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via confusingmisery
: So a cop, a racist, and a murderer walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy.
“blow minds not dicks”
imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick
I went on a field trip a year ago to visit a house built in the 1920s and I just found these cute photos
walk a mile in these louboutins
obama means family
no it doesnt
obama means nobody gets left behind