Anonymous: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

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WHEN UR AT HOTEL ROOM N THEY GONNA GOTTA CHARGE U 4 WATER HAHAHAHAHA WTF YA RITEE LMFAOO 😂😂😭😭😆😆👵👵💩💩🔥🔥💦💧💥👀👄👅 #relatable #popularpage #magcon

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fancyhemmo:

fuckinqash:

ITS BEEN A YEAR ALREADY HOLY FUCKING SHIT

this will never get old

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hospitalstays:

image

school cum

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thebeatleswereterrible:

communismkills:

knifefarty:

i bet communismkills is a gamergate nerd

By that, do you mean someone who believes that journalism shouldn’t be corrupted by “empowered feminists” sleeping their way to favorable reviews?

Then I sure am.

Life imitates art.

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kikuai:

Riceball somehow managed to sneak in and take a nap.

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wingscas:

sometimes I can whip out a sweet essay in two hours and sometimes it takes me four tries to spell prevalent

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hi-nu-roly:

chongotheartist:

theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

i love you chongo

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