4 hours ago ± 9,519 notes ± via/©

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

4 hours ago ± 411,479 notes ± via/©

hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

4 hours ago ± 27,393 notes ± via/©

the-goddamazon:

miradori:

mandavee:

mistuhsunny:

I literally cannot picture a young Danny Devito.  All I can imagine is a slightly smaller Danny Devito.

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…what the fuck

BRUH

4 hours ago ± 42,275 notes ± via/©

raikouji:

inmate: what u in for

me: torrenting anime

inmate: nice

4 hours ago ± 42,223 notes ± via/©

toxicwinner:

aliens: land on earth
us: gives them a brief overview
aliens: my mama says i gotta come home right now immediately 

4 hours ago ± 3,990 notes ± via/©

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

4 hours ago ± 713,652 notes ± via/©

ramtadrytata:

even aliens have better representation in media than bisexual people

4 hours ago ± 21,459 notes ± via/©

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

4 hours ago ± 25,805 notes ± via/©

yahoodrive:

why do local moms always need sex

4 hours ago ± 4,868 notes ± via/©
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